Stayed up till 5 am last night after listening to my ex call me a dumbass. I feel really fuckin great about myself

thanks universe

[sixpenceee]

😱😱😱

[httyd-chocolate]

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS??

[getinmelanin011]

Wikipedia social media manager must’ve been so SHOOK

Why am I crying?! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[rosescentimental]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[marinarascova]

i… what?

[cryptid-sighting]

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

[paxamericana]

[blekingegadebanden]

I hate this timeline

[nyanguard-party]

Wikifeet

[medusagirlfriend]

it’s literally good for the soul to write shitty poetry and never show it to anyone

[aidashakur]

“congratulations you’re hired!”

“congratulations you’re approved!”

“congratulations you’re accepted!”

“congratulations you’re promoted!”

is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩

[paulisimmovablyheterosexual]

Party Rock has the same bpm as Here Comes The Sun

[macwoodflac]

@bilbao-song @dreamsbyfleetwoodmac

[nickelodeonhistory]

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

[doubletrouble7997]

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

[fuks]

[librabutch]

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

[supersillyanddorky06]

THE ONLY WALL THAT DESERVES ATTENTION GOING INTO 2019

[dykeonic]

straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

[morgrana]

dO YOU EVEr SAY SOMETHING AS A JOKE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY HURTS SOMEONE’S FEELINGS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE